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religion hop

hopping from one religion to another.

trisha paytas is a religion hopper

by urdadsadilf69420 January 10, 2022

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Tomato Religion

the true religion. Is in fortnite.

I believe in the tomato religion!

by MrOce May 6, 2019


religioneering

The manufacture or engineering of a belief system.

Q said it and I believe it!

Believe what? That's just a hoax, you dimwit. It's religioneering!

by 0bject February 2, 2021

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Ari religion

A group of people who worship their friend Ari because she is beautiful and amazing

Sorry Jehovah witness I already have a religion. I worship the Ari religion

by L1l k June 5, 2021


Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.

Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ExceptionalGamer May 23, 2018

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Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"

Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust

by Aquadaddy July 27, 2022


Mueller Religion

The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.

The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers

by TurdPoo December 9, 2021