canoe ride

A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.

When r we going on a canoe ride??

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Ride the Cat

Simultaneous sex with all 3 members of the famed musical act Bobcat Goblin.

I rode the cat after the last show and the wounds didn't heal for a week. Maybe next time you can ride the cat, too.

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riding crop

An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.

In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.

I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.

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fly ride

A nice automobile. One of which can often be found in the African-American communities, often featuring loud bumpin' stereo systems, and 20" or larger rims.

Did you see that fly ride pimp by.

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Ride their wave

Farting immediately after someone else knowingly has so your fart can be also be blamed on them

I hope someone farts soon so I can ride their wave.

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to ride baton

When a passenger sits behind the driver of a motorcycle, similar to the fashion popularized by Iranian Riot Police when dealing with election protesters, in which one occupant concentrates on steering the vehicle while the other sits behind dealing out beat downs with a baton. It is used in a similar fashion to riding shotgun.

"I'm on my bike today, so if you need a lift you'll have to ride baton."

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Limo Ride

One hand jerking off the penis (the driver) and all five digits on the other hand inserted, or fisted in the anus (passengers), and the recipients screaming in pain or pleasure (the asshole hollering out the sunroof for attention)!! Everyone else looking on enviously!!

I really made a scene at the party last night when I gave Tiny a Limo Ride, I made him a star!

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