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A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.
When r we going on a canoe ride??
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An equestrian product comprised of a stick with wide leather loop at the tip, occasionally the loop may be weighted with a strip of metal or stone.
In modern culture, the riding crop was repurposed as a sex toy, used to arouse men and women.
I snapped her riding crop in two. Never ever snap a dominatrix's riding crop in two.
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Simultaneous sex with all 3 members of the famed musical act Bobcat Goblin.
I rode the cat after the last show and the wounds didn't heal for a week. Maybe next time you can ride the cat, too.
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A nice automobile. One of which can often be found in the African-American communities, often featuring loud bumpin' stereo systems, and 20" or larger rims.
Did you see that fly ride pimp by.
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1. Shot to death on a traffic stop
2. Electrocuted, especially an electric chair execution
3. A song and album by Metallica
Cop(gun drawn): Get out the car!!
Driver: What’s going on?
Cop: What’s going on is you fixin to ride the lightning son
Driver: Uhh...
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when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.
Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do
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One hand jerking off the penis (the driver) and all five digits on the other hand inserted, or fisted in the anus (passengers), and the recipients screaming in pain or pleasure (the asshole hollering out the sunroof for attention)!! Everyone else looking on enviously!!
I really made a scene at the party last night when I gave Tiny a Limo Ride, I made him a star!
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