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Oliver's Rule is called out prior to a friend putting their foot in their mouth.
Last night while clubbing, I shouted "Oliver's Rule!", before my hoes comments got her ass up into some shit.
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Simply put the "money rule" means the person with the money makes the rules. Often used in contract negotiations.
If your concerned about default we can add his mother as a co-signer on the loan. We will make it a money rule in the contract.
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the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them
Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall
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Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.
Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
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A guy must never miss an NFL game due to his girlfriend. Exceptions: Preseason Games, Teams who the guy has no feelings for in the Regular Season (ex. Jaguars, Bengals, Titans, etc.)
Tom- "Hey I can't stay for the Cardinals game."
Jeff- "Why not?"
Tom- "Amanda wants to go to dinner."
Jeff- "Rule 76C, bitch. Get back on this fucking couch."
Tom- Fuck yeah."
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Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
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Ja-Rule is a wannabe gangsta rapper, he got no flow and he's always with that stupid bitchass sideburned ashanti
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