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Rusty Venture

Has a few potential meanings. A Rusty Venture is:

1) When you take your finger and run it around a guy's asshole while you jerk the guy off into his own shit.

2) When you 69 and fill each other's mouths with cum; then you turn over and blow splooge into each other's assholes.

3) When you take a scuba snorkel and put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part, then sneak the other end right up your back address. Then you grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and runnin' your own crank until you're standin' in a pile of your own jizzum.

3) When you fist a guy and then open up your hand inside his asshole and grab whatever you can. Whatever you come out with, you rub on his dick.

4) Could be a straight move. When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex and she shits all over your dick; when you're about to come you pull out and blow shit all over her tits. That's the Rusty part; the Venture part is when you eat it without using your hands.

5) When you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

The Rusty Venture is a mysterious maneuver from the Castro community of the 1970s.

by Joobin November 23, 2010

112๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty cupcake

While having anal sex the "pitcher" fills the "catcher's" rectum with urine. The "pitcher" then pulls out creating a mushy brown mixture that rises out of the "catchers" ass.

I gave the girl i met at the bar last night a rusty cupcake. She wasnt too happy.

by christbait September 2, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Blumpkin

To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.

My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.

by Rod Cocksman November 6, 2008

40๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Venture

An ambiguous sexual act that no one can agree upon. Originates from the child star Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture.

Those at the Urban Dictionary hypothesize that it has something to do with tubs and turkey basters.

The Alchemist: "Uh, Rust, you do realize that a 'Rusty Venture' is when you take your finger and run it around a guy's *** while you *** the guy off into his own ***."

Rusty: "What? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?"

Shore Leave: "Uh, like, in the '80s, and Al is way off. A Rusty Venture is when you 69 and you fill each other's *** with *** and then you turn over and blow *** into each other's ***"

by Young Sheezy November 22, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.

Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower

by Hawkeye91 February 27, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Venture

(n.)

1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.

2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.

3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**

**A.K.A. A double frog-man

4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**

**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.

6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.

I totally had a Rusty Venture last night..

by sexylexic November 23, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty T

see "Rusty Trombone"
the act of a woman (or man) eating a man's ass while giving him a reach around.

Also refered to as "Rusty Trom"

As uttered many times by the '03 class in the halls of GM "RUSTY T"!!! "Ryan gave Corey a Rusty T"

by OX October 15, 2003

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž