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At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.
Um.. Chile anyway-
He sells flex tape
Phil swift is here for flex tape.
A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil
Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you
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Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.
Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!
Swift Nation is a dead youtube channel that hit 30k subscribers and 2.3million video views after clickbaiting people into their video where they surprise Jacksepticeye at an airport.
Man 1: Hey do you watch Swift Nation on youtube?
Man 2: The fuck?
Swift akan is a very good player. Some call him THE GOD
"OMG who is this fucking god"
An old man leaves the shadow and says:
"Look, little child. This is Swift Akan"
The couple name of Lana del rey and Taylor Swift.
Person A: I totally ship Reylor Swift
Person B: What's Reylor Swift?
Person A: It's Lana del rey and Taylor Swift's name combined.