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the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.
boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”
Sammy puppy is the best pupper out there. I love my Sammy puppy. Sam in general is the best person you’ll ever meet. 100 % guaranteed. He is so kind caring and loyal and wants nothing but the best for you. His smile will kill you in an instant. It’s so contagious and his laugh will make your day. He lights up a room and everyone LOVES him. His hair is so fluffy and amazing. If very tempting to play with. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that you can just get lost in all day. He is so loving and VERY ROMANTIC. Once you open him up, you’ll find it to be completely worth it as his love for you is unconditional and he will never judge you. You can trust him with all your secrets and whenever he isn’t around you won’t feel complete as a person. You need a Sam in your life. If you have one KEEP HIM.
Sammy puppy is the best baby boy I know🥰
King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.
All hail King Emperor Sammy!!
A pretty cool dude. Likes ducks. A little too much. He can beat Guy Fieri in a race any day. He likes to do things most people would think are a little bonkers. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever know and boy does his Buddy the Elf expression make people laugh.
You see that guy over there standing in the fountain? He’s acting like a real Sammy G.
Sammy G is President of the United States!! Isn’t that just so cool??
Your local redneck with a flow so cold he made the devil put a jacket on
He got them bars like Sammy savage.
Awesome Guitarist for the band Dive Bella Dive. Loves furbies and gameboys and making noise with them . He wears awesome chlothes and has the most badass hair you will ever see. he is a genius and can make anything . he is cool.
"You know Sammy Battle is ?"
"hell yeas. i love his hair. "
A lost Spongebob Squarepants episode, which is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a worker from Nickelodeon who was murdered by Nickelodeon. It is said that the reason he was killed was because he found out Nick was hipnotizing children
Sammy Salabular is very scary