a major W. commonly seen with Andys and Abbys. a Samuel is a man that everyone looks up to, although he may dress like a total fag. he probably got knocked upside the head as a kid, but it's okay, because he's universally loved nonetheless. nobody will say it outright, but he's a chill guy. if you see a Samuel, go up and say hello. don't be shy! he (probably) won't call you a slur.
person 1: "there goes Samuel."
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "you know, that guy in the yearbook with the cool hair? looks kinda gay?"
person 2: "oh, yeah."
A liar
He never tells the truth
He likes to frame people
“Omg samuel is literally framing Ava rn”
if Samuel it's your name u are probably gay, if you are not you are only a femboy
Samuel loves dick
Samuel is an odd name, the way it sounds and spells is entirely weird
a Samuel is most of the time a big sexy beast with a nine foot horse cock
holy shit your cocks are big you must be samuel's