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One who has an abundance of experience regarding the dissapearance of pork swords into chocolate love tunnels. Individuals who have accomplished true mastery of the sausage with gracefull supremacy tend to work in florists and frequently indulge in the wearing of the coulour pink.
You know that guy Richard, he's amazing with his hands, such a sausage master.
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Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?
Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
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You figure it out.
Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.
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A hand job.
Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?
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A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.
(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"
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When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.
I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!
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Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
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