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semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 23, 2024


Semen Sniper

When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.

Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night

yeah? tell me about it.

We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!

by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022


Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022


waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018


Semen Puppy

A person who alive thanks to a sperm donor and may not know their ethnic background; a mutt.

Where are you? Puerto Rican? Cuban? Scottish?

I don't know. I am a semen puppy.

by MKCOMEDY January 13, 2013


semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand

I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.

by suryothomere October 8, 2018


semen shelter

a term used when unable to say vagina in social conversation.

You don't want to go diving in a recently used semen shelter.

by doc.azn February 8, 2012