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The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.
Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.
Semen that you can’t feel when it squirts out on it
He had some sneaky semen, like a ninja
A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation
Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.
When a senior male sets his penis in a hotdog bun to resemble a Franks Hotdog and a female sucks on the “hotdog” until the male ejaculates. The female then proceeds to snowball the male.
“Dude I just did a Frank Semens with this hot chick last night, it was great until the ending”
A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.
Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again
The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster
Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob
In reference to the saying "make love not war", means the exact same thing.
At the war protest someone had a sign that said "bust semen not skulls."