September 24

National make fun of your short friends day

Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, you’re a fucking gremlin

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25 September

People born on this day have breasts and give amazing head.

A: You're such a throat baby
T: I know. I'm a 25 September

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September 20

Just don't give a fuck day da world doesn't care so you shouldn't either

Tailor : Mia your a ugle ass hoe

Mia : tailor I don't give a fuck about your opinion its September 20th

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September-Tenth

(adj) 1. Referring to anything passé.
2. Demonstrating disregard for homeland security.

1. Ally’s mum had her colours done. That shit is so September-Tenth.
2. Feeling the urge to purge? Bulimia is so September-Tenth.
3. Can you believe they didn’t search my bags in Newark? That is so September-Tenth.

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september 8th

If you were born on this day you have a small penis

September 8th baby's have small penises

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September 18th

A spawn of Satan was born on September 18th 2000

Their birthday is September 18th .... welp that sucks

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September 24

National Masturbation day is where you go inside the girls locker room day where you grab a vsco girls hydro flask and shove it inside your bootyhole.

Omg it’s September 24 get your dildo ready!

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