National make fun of your short friends day
Hey Ally! Happy September 24! By the way, youβre a fucking gremlin
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People born on this day have breasts and give amazing head.
A: You're such a throat baby
T: I know. I'm a 25 September
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Just don't give a fuck day da world doesn't care so you shouldn't either
Tailor : Mia your a ugle ass hoe
Mia : tailor I don't give a fuck about your opinion its September 20th
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(adj) 1. Referring to anything passΓ©.
2. Demonstrating disregard for homeland security.
1. Allyβs mum had her colours done. That shit is so September-Tenth.
2. Feeling the urge to purge? Bulimia is so September-Tenth.
3. Can you believe they didnβt search my bags in Newark? That is so September-Tenth.
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If you were born on this day you have a small penis
September 8th baby's have small penises
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A spawn of Satan was born on September 18th 2000
Their birthday is September 18th .... welp that sucks
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National Masturbation day is where you go inside the girls locker room day where you grab a vsco girls hydro flask and shove it inside your bootyhole.
Omg itβs September 24 get your dildo ready!
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