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Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)
The Greatest of all time. PERIODT
Dude: Yo have you seen shrek
Baylen Levine: Are you kidding, shrek is my DAD
A handsome ogre that loves onions and hates talking donkeys. He says “Get out my swamp” and “This is the part where you run”
Shrek is a cute ogre and he should date me not Fiona.
Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.
I like Shrek
Our holy lord,savior and the best character ever
Friend:Shrek is terrible
Me:get the fork outta my life
A very handsome guy that you want to marry buy he's already taken, by me.
Barbra: that guy is a Shrek
Amanda: yes he is a Shrek
the most sexiest living being to every step foot on the horrid planet of ours
oh my fucking god i would just love for Shrek to be my valentines day date ouuu my lawd