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Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”
1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.
2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.
2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
i c the forrest shrimp
Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.
Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?
extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.
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A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.