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When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.
I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.
when someone is doing a task so bad then he is sitting on a bottle
This guys aim is so whack he’s sitting on a bottle
When you can't think of the word living room
Pranjali thought I was in the sitting room
A out door piece of furniture made for 3-5 people.
Preferably used when:
A given summer you know will be a drought; you designate an old couch, in relatively geographic neutral position of the sitters of said couch¹, to throw outside. This is preferably in an abandoned lot/houses yard. The couch in question is then used for a meridian of activities such as linking, smoking, day drinking, etc.
¹The couch should be in walking distance (≥0.2 miles) of one said sitter, who can bum when he wants (within reason), who can ensure the longevity of the couch in case of (and not limited to):
a) rain secure a tarp
Sitting couch?
ill be there in 5
It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day
On March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
exp: why you sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day