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T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt
1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.
2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.
3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (
"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"
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someone who is skinny but is a big fat fucker aka shithead aka asshole
M : like OMG put name here thinks he/she can outdo me....I run this town
C : thinks to self....here we go again
M : I know everything there is to know so that makes me the bossss
C : sure it does whatever U wanna believe dud, I mean....dude
tally : I'm scared....I'm running awayyyy now U skinny fat fucker
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A nigga so skinny he could be compared to a clothing hanger.
Look at that skinny nigga clothing hanger, he'll never get any hoes on his dick if he doesn't start working out.
While most emos are rather secluded, there is one type of emos that you just can't ignore: The Tall Skinny Emo.
TSEs are generally seen sitting in deserted hallways with their "emo" girlfriends.
At the core, TSEs aren't really emo, but wish that their life was bad enough to actually be emo. So they cover it up with lots of black. LOTS OF BLACK.
Even in the case of a dress code, TSEs will wear the required garment in the darkest shade possible with a black dressy shirt under.
"Man I hit that emo kid into the locker!"
"What emo kid? There's a million of 'em"
"The tall skinny emo kid"
"OH HIM!!"
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Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to get back down to their birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.
Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."
Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"
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Friend 1: have you seen violet chachki the skinny legend?
Friend 2: oh yeah, is she the skinny bitch that won s7 of cupfuls drag race?
“Do you like winning?” - Daniel Hunt
“Yes.” - Every human being
“Then you should play Fat Parts Skinny Parts, it’s the game where everyone wins.” - Daniel Hunt