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When two people are are in a heated disagreement, but they actually agree.
John and dick were were yelling at each other because everyone says that John sucks dick. Johns not even gay, nor is dick - but they continue to argue in a heated agreement like a classic Detroit Slip’n slide
The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.
"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"
A woman goes down a slip and slide with her legs open while a man waits at the bottom to receive her vagina
That was one hell of a Slovakian slip and slide I didnt know a vagina could bleed that much
Originally known as jibe slide but due to popular demand it has been changed to “jibe ‘n’ slide”.
The process of entry into a girls pants whilst dancing with her in a night club.
The procedure starts with the right hand entering the female’s pants via her bottom and then cunningly sliding the hand around the body of the victim until the hand conveniently arrives at the clitoral area.
At this point, the "jibe 'n' slide" has been successfully accomplished and the perpetrator can engage in the intended activity of a sexual nature.
Alfie says : Jesus Christ; Herbert has just gone for the jibe 'n' slide on Sylvia.
Arthur says : Fuck me, he has done it in a record time of 1.38 seconds.
Mavis says : That is disgusting, although you have to hold your hands up to Herbert, he is a jibe 'n' slide legend!!
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When you slide the crotch of a girls underwear to the side so you can get to her cha cha
We didnt have time to get naked so I went with the cha cha slide to get it in
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This sexual procedure requires three people, one must be a female. To preform this move the "Mud Maker" must eat greasy food or consume diarrhea inducing medicine. Then as the medicine takes effect the "Mud Maker" must shit all over the back of the second participate and because the feces will be in a liquid state it will start to run down their back. Afterwards the feces will splat onto the, preferably female participates, chest thus making a Alabama Mud Slide.
I'm thinking about doing the Alabama Mud Slide tonight, you in or out?
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