Small Up Yahself

Move Over Or Just Regularly Move.

Ayoo Fam Lemme Fit There, Small Up Yahself.

Small Penis Appreciation

Also known as (SPA). The opposite of Small Penis Humiliation (SPH). Refers to those out there who prefer a small penis over larger sizes.

Megan: Did you see that guy? He’d probably be a good subject for SPH, since he’s so small.

Ashley: Idk, I honestly prefer Small Penis Appreciation since the size feels better in me and there’s more I can do with it comfortably.

Megan: Ugh.

Ashley: Haha!

Ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

A roast every 6th grader uses when they’re in deep shit

Boi: u can’t do shit right

U: well ur 🅿️🅿️ Small

Boi: *cries in silence*

Biggie Smalls syndrome

When one womans breast is larger than the other.

Yo mama got one big titty and one little titty, they call the bitch biggie smalls! - Biggie Smalls syndrome

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small penis syndrome

Any man who feels so inadequate about his penis size that he compensates for it by buying ridiculously large shit he doesn't need. This usually involves buying the biggest truck they can, raising it and putting airplane tires on it. Owning 20 or more large guns, talking about being violent or making threats when they are cowardice. And sleeping with big women to feel adequate, because they lack self esteem. They usually tend to hit, disrespect or yell at women. This may be because women won't/can't sit on their tiny dick. They also usually have a shit load of kids because they try to wear XL condoms, thus leading to unwanted kids whom they also beat and yell at.

Anyone with a unnecessary raised truck with huge tires, lots of guns, a huge 7 room house, or a reputation for lying about themselves in general, yet still doesn't have a goddamn woman. This can make them have small penis syndrome.

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a small loan

a handout of 413 million dollars

My father gave me a small loan.

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small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.

after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken

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