One who blows his load in his dirty socks.
Billy that dirty sock buster
Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏
The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge
turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!
One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.
"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"
Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.
I had a sock spider last night, it scared the heck outta me!
A simple name for your cum sock.
Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.
Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.
Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?