sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

Chicken sock

fuck you ciara

Ciara is a chicken sock

Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

Chum Sock

When a friend sleeps over your house so often, you let him keep his own cum sock under your bed.

Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”

Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”

scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.

my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.

Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

Shitty sock

When there is no toilet paper left and you have to sacrifice a sock

Mate get me some tp
We got none do a Shitty sock