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The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...
"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"
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This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!
Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!
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The cum-guzzling fiend from the class of '05. Man he just can't stop takin' cum baths like a little bitch. I remember when he was wishing for a jizz pool, and he said that he might drink it all instead of swimming in it. When he's not lovin' the cock, he's usually found looking for someone to widen his ass.
Man, Sperm Worm NG loves to get those free protein shakes... I mean damn, he doesn't stop until every drop is down his fagnard throat. Figures...
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A white person who's so trash that he/she shouldn't have even been born. Similar to the term "Caucasishit".
"His racist ass called me the n word over social media, but he would never call me that in person because I will knock the hell out of that Semen Skinned Waste Of Sperm."
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Where you guzzle the cum and burb the sperm, or just another word for a slut, cum dumpster, or ho
Friend: "that slut is a cum guzzling sperm burber"
Me: "I know man but damn she's fine"
To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:
"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"
Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
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one who accepts ejaculation often enough burp
your mother told me your grandmother is a regular sperm burping gutter slut, bitch
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