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When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.
I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night
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a ho with an unusually large gap in between her front teeth, about the size of the average male penis in girth. Most likely caused by being a ho.
Drew: Yeah i'm a firefighter and love them split toofed HOs from the Villas. Kitty Soft!!!
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When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.
My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop.
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The act of fellatio performed by a person with no front teeth.
Living in a meth lab for a week, I got more 7-10 splits then I had ever had before.
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To part a womens legs to gain access to her sweet vagina
Melissa is so hot, i can't wait to split her pins and taste that sweetness!
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1. Busted in da head
2. Drunk off yo ass
Boy, if you don't stop makin that noise, you gon get split to the white meat!
I can't drink tequila no mo...i get split to the white meat.
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