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n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.
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When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
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Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze
Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.
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When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.
Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"
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An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.
Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"
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The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.
the wooden squirrel is sexy
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Grabbing another person's testicles in a malicious manner.
My brother joe gave me a squirrel grab and now my stomach hurts
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