Guatemalan steam train

When someone peels a jalepeño and inserts it into their partner's rectum, and then sucks out the jalepeño. The resulting spicyness will cause the persons rectum to smoke, resembling a steam train.

Mary: You want to spice up the bedroom?
Bobby: Yeah, let's do the Guatemalan Steam Train!

steam boat willy

giving a 69 while you backstroke on the water

you and me can head back to the pool and we can do the steam boat willy

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Steam My Curtains

A euphemism for sex.

Variation of "Going Martha Stewart On It"

Chris said he wanted to come over and steam my curtains.

So, does that mean he wants to steam your curtains or, you know, "steam your curtains?"

Turkish Steam Bath

When someone else is in the shower, you stick your ass in and fart, then run off, trapping the smell in the shower. Works best with small showers with doors instead of curtains. Similar to the dutch oven.

Yo mom was taking a nice hot shower, so I snuck in and gave her a nasty Turkish Steam Bath.

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Steamed Ham

Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..

Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..

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McDowell Steam Towel

When in a sauna you take a shit on a towel, and let it sit for approximately 2 hours. Once its all steamed up and wet with shit. you the scissors position with partner and ram the shit steam towel into her vagina like a nail being hammered into wood. After being completely rammed in there you follow it up with the Alabama hot pocket.

jocktown: o dude last night was so hardcore!
butt nugget: Really? what did u end up doing?
Jocktown: niomi and i hooked up!
Butt nugget: how far did u take it?
Jocktown: i took it all the way! i gave her the McDowell Steam Towel! she even asked for it herself!

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Steam Roll Mafia

Steam Roll Mafia (S.R.M)

A society of top notch people who have been given the right to inform people of their problems or faults. Chosen carefully by the people of the 904 and the 561 who originally created it. They have to be intellegent people who are good at insulting jealous hoes and tricks. They do walkups not drivebys and their weapons of choice are instant messangers and myspace so they dont have to get any closer to the ugly or fat people than they have to. They are real ass people who will straight up tell you whats up.

An invitation to a random chat room is usually a sign of the steam roll mafia, the best thing to do is accept and save yerself the trouble to come.

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