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Stoner Call - a Game played by people who smoke weed, commenly known as stoners. an exciting twist on an old tradition of passing to the left
Basically a fair way of getting the joint. A group of people stand in a circle with at least one joint. Whoever has the joint says a certain word and the first person to say the compliant word gets the spliff. The person who plays the game the most, will obviously smoke the most weed and will get the spliff it the most. Novices to the game wont get any weed and the sad bastard that already smoked up too much will be too high to remember the matching words. for example,
Person with spliff,"Yeah i was listening to this really good song"
Person 2, "What song was it?"
Person with spliff,"Drum n' Bass"
Person 2, "I meant, whats the name of the song"
Person 3, "BONG"
Person with spliff, (passes spliff to person 3)
Person 2, "damnnit"
In Stoner Call, the person with the spliff will call out any of the following 6 words and the adjacent word that is said must be said first to gain possesion of the spliff.
Bing - Bong
Fish - Fish
Squirrel - Stoner
Drum n' Bass - Wiked
S n' M - Only on Weekends
Sex - Yes please
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Some one who doesn't do drugs.Some teenagers {such as myself} fit into this category.
Mike:Dude you wanna hit off this bowl?
Stan:Fuck that I'm a non stoner
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A bud smoker who starts smoking after the age of 18 and/or a bud smoker who did not smoke until starting college. They generally try to pass off as a legit sm0ker, but were most likely known as preppy shit talkers in highschool who thought they were better than the stoners they now try to pass off as.
Look at Lindsey! Back in the gap she used to trip if someone lit an el around her and all of a sudden she wants to hit it? Poser stoner.
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An amature. Someone who only smokes every once in awhile, or a one-hitter quitter. stoners think they're the shit but they have waaaaay more experience to go before they become a true pothead. being a stoner is nothing to be proud of, in fact i'd take it as an insult. stop bragging about being a "stoner" because it only makes you look like a retard.
.potheads for life.
.hella.
"justin think he's hella badass but he's just a little bitch-stoner. he can't even hang yet..fucking one-hitter-quitter, b."
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Something that would seem completely retarded while sober, seems like the best idea you have ever heard while under the influence of Marijuana.
Dude 1 - "Dude, my friend was smoking some pot the other day and jumped off the roof of his house onto a trampoline and broke his arm."
Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."
Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."
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like those who are bi-polar, bi-stoners can't decide how they feel.
bi-stoners will be notorious for their use of marijuana, but when asked to join in a routine sesh may claim to have "quit." have no fear, they'll be back to using soon enough.
sean: yo paul, you and melissa celebrating 420?
paul: nah man, she doesn't blaze anymore
sean: she's a fucking bi-stoner man, you gotta watch out for those bitches.
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When a stoner (smoker of herb) sees so much marijuana they become sexually aroused.
"Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
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