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A response to people who ask you what your mother would do if she heard you cursing.
Student: What the fuck is going on with the lights cunt?
Teacher: What would your mother do if she just heard you?
Student: She’d tell me to stop fucking swearing!
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Mixed signals, most commonly coming from the fairer sex.
We were in the club and she was dressed pretty slutty and dancing pretty dirty, but kept pushing me away. She really threw up the ol' green stop sign for me.
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your local gas station if christened . to christened it a stop and steal you must 1 stop and 2 grab something and walk outm stealing 3 avoid the cops.
its a chain thing like mcdondals.
Dude 1: you know that gas station on the corner?
Dude 2: yea the stop and shop?
Dude1: not anymore its now another stop and steal. want some?
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when you want someone to stop lying to you
Mrinal - "theres a cse test in millard tomorrow"
Raghavan - "stop bsing me"
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Primarily this is the pain associated with turning ones head to the right (in the UK) whilst waiting for buses; although it can manifest itself in many other situations. Other factors are: if, whilst waiting for a bus, you are on the first seat at the bus stop, it becomes increasingly difficult to look to the left since the other waitees are all looking to the right (and in essence looking at you)
Bus Stop Syndrome
By your self) : "My neck is hurting, fucking 'BSS'"
(In company) : "Are they all looking at me or is this 'BSS'"
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When during heavy petting and foreplay between a man and a woman, when the man's hand goes up her thigh to her crotch region, she gently puts her hand against her thigh to gently block his hand. That little gesture by the woman is her "stop sign" meaning "Stop". A good guy will take the hint and stop.
Brian was a good date, he did not end up blowing a stop sign.
Hey Jeff, I was being a good date, we started with some heavy petting, and I tried to get to her goodies. She blocked me with her hand. I was a good guy, I did not blow her stop sign.
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A Trashy looking corner store in Elsmere, Ky. Located in Northern Kentucky, off of Garvey Avenue.
" Hey Yo Nash, Let me borrow a dollar so I don't have to walk down to "stop n Shop"
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