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Dumbasses who want to be oppressed so badly they can’t call themselves straight and made their flag p0rn hub colors.
Person 1: Are you straight?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”
Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?
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Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.
If Joe said he's take care of it...then consider it taken care of. The dude is straight money.
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1) Cool; Sweet. Etc.
2) Straight sexual orientation.
1: Yo, I smoked mad bud last night.
2: That's straight as hell.
3: You seen my new watch? That shit is straight as hell.
4: Dude, I heard you were a queer.
5: Hell-to-the-fuck-no! I'm straight as hell.
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A bunch of small dick boys/ saggy pussy girls who created a so called sexuality to justify their extreme transphobia. The law states that if u meet a super straight individual, u can spit on them. This spit is allowed to be extremely juicy, just the way they like it. Most of them probably do like to get fucked in the ass occasionally but they do not have the balls to come out of the closet.
max: "hey dude, i am coming out as super straight to you. This was a very hard decision and I m happy to be out of the closet now! *laughs*"
jacob: *SPITS VIOLENTLY ON MAX*
max: "why did you do that man?"
jacob:"this ones for u, you transphobic incel" *KICKS IN BALLS*
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The shitty and cringy side of TikTok. The opposite of alt tiktok. Popular people there include lil huddy, avani, charli damelio, etc. Has nothing to do with your sexuality, you can be straight and not be on straight tiktok.
Person 1: “Did you see that new Charli D’amelio video? Her dancing is so good, and I want her to marry Lil Huddy so bad!”
Person 2: GTFO, I’m not being friends with anyone who likes straight tiktok.
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Its the cringey, uncomfortable content you were looking for. Its full with eboys and tiktokers who are famous(like the hype house) If you are straight(like me) and are on alternative side of tiktok and you are straight, you have a personality.
Y/n: hey have you seen these tiktoks they arr so funny.
*shows*
Friend: No, im in elite tiktok.
Y/n: wait, whats elite tiktok.
Friend: I think you are stuck in straight tiktok.
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when one is acting lame or is extremely not fly. when one's duggie or swagger is not up to par. not to be confused with being a fag or diggin on the dudes.
ey dude, youre straight faggin it with that bowtie. or, that dude is straight faggin it tryin to be flya than a flya than a muthafucka.
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