She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch
He needs some milk and some brown sauce be careful tho he will yeet your mums feet
Person 1: look its jacob H
Person 2: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.
Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!
A 19 year old who sits on Roblox all day on his PC constantly starting arguments with children. Ro-Combat is his life, don't mess with him, he will knock you out! He doesn't know what a job is so don't mention it!
"Look its Jacob Daly, he's so weak!"
A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long
hes such an Jacob Wheeler
The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician
jacob fitzpatrick