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The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face
damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye
To celebrate winning with instant suicide. Used in video games more often than real life.
After Timmy won the race, then he drove his car off the cliff, committing Victory Suicide.
The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.
Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!
Similar to suicide by police, this method of killing yourself is done by throwing yourself in a dangerous situation, knowing you will likely die, but also knowing that you will save others in the process and finally be appreciated for once.
While this may sound like just straight up heroism, it is more than that. This form of suicide is committed by people who desire attention, and are likely depressed, but also want to do good for this world before taking their leave.
Guy 1: "DUDE, DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?"
Guy 2: "No, why?"
Guy 1: "This kid at my school just prevented a mass shooting by throwing himself onto the gunman and knocking him unconscious. He got shot multiple times though and died from bleeding out."
Guy 2: "Why the fuck did he do that?!"
Guy 1: "Some people call it 'Suicide by Heroism', to be honest, that kid was obviously depressed so this has to have been the case. I wish we would have known sooner. Then again, he probably saved our asses."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's for sure. He'll be remembered."
When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.
Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"
A person who will help you cope with being sad and overcome thoughts of suicide.
“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”
If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255