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For Male/Female Anal Sex During Menstruation with use of a Tampon.
The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly
penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*
The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.
The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.
*(see Anal Cream Pie)
The Old Lady was on her rag last weekend and the filthy whore gave me the Rocky Road Sunday treatment, man I love that woman.
Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over
This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""
Kanye West is gonna try to beat ur ass - will probably lose anyway.
“Come to Sunday Service, Skete”
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When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick
Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis
The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.
Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.
When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.
"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."
The day where you take care of yourself by showering, shaving, and putting face-masks on before the week starts.
Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Other Girl: What do you mean it’s “Self-Care Sunday” ! I’ve been so busy.