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someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
your next door neighbor
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Every exceedingly positive thing has an exceedingly negative consequence.
Monkey's paw: The internet allowed you to see Daicon IV. The internet allowed for a group of retards to call it Ready Player One-tier.
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A person who works on cars a lot is called a grease monkey because your hands get full of grease. Never thought it was racist because the only people I ever knew called that were white, so I didn't make the connection people make with Monkey being a slur against brown people. Also didn't think it was a put down on blue collar workers (of any race) because those were the only people I knew. It was just descriptive. It could have situational racial or economic negative connotations. Example: some wealthy person tries to put down any person working on their car by calling them a Grease Monkey in a derogatory way...most mechanics take pride in their work and themselves, so that would be confusing, and really only prove the rich guy was a pompous ass who doesn't know how to fix his own car.
My Dad and his brothers were grease monkeys, so I learned how to fix my own car.
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v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
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Flange monkey refers to anyone who loves the flange. ie, someone who likes to look at, touch, lick, or fuck the female vagina.
Usually used as a lighthearted insult
"Oi oi flange monkey! Who's pussy are you lickin tonight?"
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A person that is obsessed with porn, they watch it all the time, think about it constantly and refer everything to porn (also see: Porn Addict)
Vachan is a porn monkey, porn is all he thinks about
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A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.
I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.
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