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(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.
"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"
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A word used to show EXTREME STUPIDITY...
Little Boy:*shoves a batter up his ass.*
Little Boys Sister: You're a fucking RETARD!!!!
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Arnold Palmer and Jagermeister. Patent pending.
"Yoooo, check out that Fat Retard!"
"Mike, you're a fucking asshole. He goes to the gym right after his night classes. Atleast he's trying to improve himself. You know, man. I haven't said much 'cause it's not my place, but I'm pretty sure Jessica left you because of how much of an insensitive asshole you've become. And honestly, it's making it hard to be your friend aswell. But we've been best friends since 5th grade. Ride or die, bro."
"Not that, dipshit. I was talking about the drink he was holding."
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So thick it’ll turn you retarded
Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick
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Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
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An adjective that may describe something that seems significantly unfair, disbalancing, or otherwise unreasonable, often resulting in frustration from those who have to deal with it, and joy for those in whose favor it works. Often associated with games, or particular aspects of games.
"Argh, this boss is retarded! He is, like, impossible to beat!"
"Man, don't play with Kevin. He always uses a retarded army list, and will have you beaten in like two turns."
"...and just when it seemed like I was going to get my ass handed to me, I popped out an absolutely retarded number of marines and pushed him all the way back to his base."
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adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.
You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?
...Fucking retard....
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