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Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day

It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad

by Goblin Mom August 31, 2023


taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 28, 2015


Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 18, 2014


taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush April 8, 2016


taint biter

(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.

That fucking taint biter just cut me off!

by Kim Blanchfield May 18, 2008

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taint weasel

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint

my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.

by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

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taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing

My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!

by RDE delco July 21, 2007

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