grape swish

Another name for a Grape-flavored Swisher Sweet.

I only roll up my bleezys with that grape swish

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Got Any Grapes?

Asked by the Duck from The Duck Song in the most retarded and gayest way possible.

The Duck said to the man RUNNIN' THE STAND: "hey *bumbumbum* got any grapes?"

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I got grapes

A phrase that one says to someone. meaning you have Extremely potent weed.

Gules: Aye man i got grapes!!!!!!
Daniel: SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They did a surgery on a grape

They did a surgery on a grape

Person 1: the grape needs to go to the hospital
Person 2: Okie guys were gonna do surgery on a grape
*starts sugary*
Person 2: the surgery was a success

They did a surgery on a fucking grape

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They did a surgery on a grape

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Grape Jelly Cunt

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.

"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

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stick to your grapes

Variation of the sayings, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it," or, "go with what you know." An attempt to keep a person grounded. Don't try to get all crazy, extravagant, and lofty knowing you're a simple person.
You don't know anything about eating exotic fruits like papaya or star fruit. You're a basic muthafucka eating apples and grapes.

1. Chill son, stop gettin all crazy, you betta stick to your grapes and go with what you know muthafucka!
2. You know you can't afford that platinum chain. you better stick to your grapes, get some white gold, and be happy!

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Pet Grape

another word for haemmeroids, or piles.

Somebody who regularly refers to their unfortunate ailment as their "pet grape" and rather perennial, and they feel somewhat attached to it

Oh dear, I think my pet grape has popped out.

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