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he has a big cock about 8 inches he gets bitch's he most likely got laid last night. He smokes and drinks his pain away he is great in bed and all the chick s love him he plays games he has an Xbox he is very rich cause he gets paid to root people
ohhhh dam I wish I was like Jon-Alan
When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
The hottest, tallest, most masculine, coolest, man.
All the men wanna be him and all the girls wanna see him.
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he is rich, and a vampire
#TwilightCore
he has the smoothest skin, warmest smile, bustiest girl, and is a KING at roblox rise of nation.
he can drag click and also is missing a father figure
Hes such an Alan P!
That Alan P looks too frickable
Is kid with a sister that has probably gotten demolished by his Brother in law many times and has to jerk everyday cause he is a very big virgin.
Hey man your being such an Alan Era.
Fred Alan Binless is clapped
Fred Alan Binless is clapped and has a sharper jawline than Morton hendren
He is the hottest guy in Hebron and everyone wants him even guys he is a prime example of who u want to be when you grow up
Alan basil is very hot