Stupid little idiot with stupid little toes and stupid like face and stupid little eyes and stupid fricken idiot lame gross icky ears
Person 1: Fuck! Itβs the Loch Ness monster!
Person 2: No itβs Benβs stinky and hairy toes
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Ben is the most disadvantageous person, if he breathes in your face, it will disintegrate because of his terrible breath. Ben's breath is commonly used in nuclear bombs because of the level of toxicity in the molecules that make up the breath.
Yay! We are going to win the hockey game! Oh no! There goes Ben, the disadvantage. He just scored in our own net 8 times and we lost 8-7.
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This British Chap likes to drink milky tea.
He drives around his endz in a toaster.
Watch out this big boy is a dodgy geezer and will shank you if you try to go for a wee.
His voice breaks are more deadly than an angry women in the January sales.
Ben: Ronny! We have 7 minutes don't you dare have a wee!
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Where do I start?
Ben has room for improvement, could be cool. But, he is a tall white nerdy boy who geeks out over anything. He claims to be able to beat short Asians up but only says that because he is a loser that stays at home and builds stuff( like children)
Benβs tend to be homosexual but that is alright.
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a disgusting freak. he annoys everyone and is very pale. the only girl friend a ben will ever EVER have, will leave with a headache he gave them. a ben is also always a teacher's pet. he likes even the worst of teachers. all the girl friends Ben will ever have will leave him with Ben having given them a head ache
'omg. that Ben is so annoying. I don't know what got into that poor girl who decided to go out with him to prom.'
'How does he think the Mr Lenard is a good teacher, he is such a Ben.'
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Is a nerd that everyone thinks is gay but actually isn't. He had a super gay voice and then hit puberty. May have an illicit relationship with his English teacher.
"Yo ben is so gay"
"Did you hear is new voice? Not anymore"
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