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This Bruce tastes a little funny to me honestly.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.
Dang Bruceeee show me how to groove.
A terrorist at heart, best mates with Osama Binladen crackin a cold one with Hitler and his polish mates
Is that Osama, he must be here to see Ivan Bruce
To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.
"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."
"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.
I have to go to school assembly for my daughter. So I’m “Brucing It”.
the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.
Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.