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A shortened version of pinecone.
When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.
Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!
A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.
“Did you see Dave messed up again”
“Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone”
Whenever someone does something they're not suppose to, like when a dog licks at a wound - you put a cone onto stop them
Don't make me cone you.
Golf parlance meaning an order to successfully make a crucial putt in order to save a good score on a hole
"C'mon Tiger! Put the ice-cream-in-the-cone!"
The art of a gracious Swedish man, placing a cone on his chin. #ConeChinning
One takes a Swedish man, a cone, and places it gently on his chin. Cone chinning
A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant
Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.