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Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
A kind, handsome person with a good sense of humor, generally a nice friend to have, extremely athletic.
When you dock with another man, who happens to be a cripple. Requiring you to hold both your own and the other guy's danger noodle in order to touch tips
Connor got with a paraplegic guy and had to perform assisted docking when they touched tips
When a frozen poo falls from a plane and on impact it penetrates you to death.
He was bodged to death by a bodging space dock
A female or male that hangs around on docks in Marinas. Says they're not a Whore, but will blow anybody for a ride on a fast boat, houseboat, fishing boat or a pontoon boat. Found wearing short shorts and bikini tops/tank tops, with dock shoes or barefoot. Play any kind of music, and watch the Dock Ducks waddle over squawking for a "ride".
That Dock Duck left on a speedboat and came back on a houseboat ! "Everytime!"
A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.
That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.
When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall
“I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass”