Flowers From 1970

Dweamy-Weamy and Gogy-Woggy fanfic.

Sad. :’(

Flowers From 1970 is giving me depressed.

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Ramona Flowers Effect

Based on the song by negativexp, “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women,” the Ramona Flowers Effect is when a woman dyes her hair bright colors and dresses edgy, listens to depressing music, and acts annoying, including, but not limited to, hating men, sleeping around, bragging about body count, cheating, being loud, and arrogance.

Person 1: “Dude, what happened to Erin? She used to be so fun to hang out with.”

Person 2: “I don’t know, I think it was the Ramona Flowers Effect.”

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Thank you for the flowers

A sarcastic response properly offered upon receiving worthless or unwanted advice, gifts, or visitations from relatives.

I really love listening to you bitch and being forced to pay for lunch. Thank you for the flowers!

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Here's some flowers

Appropriate alternative to 'Fuck you'.

Bob: 'You know what, Billy, here's some flowers.'

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mexican national flower

a plastic wal-mart bag stuck in the needles of a cactus, blown from the wind. Usually seen from road while driving through the desert.

"We were driving down to Cabo San Lucas and witnessed all the cacti were in full bloom with the mexican national flower."

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flower power prize

the original name for what now is called 'nobel peace prize'.

HISTORY:
the word was made by the same crack head who invented TNT, or dynamite, by accident as he was attempting to make a new and more potent drug that he could administer by smoking. that is also why the 'flower power prize' before went under the common name 'peace pipe'. this person was one of the many hippies that migrated from USA via Canada and Greenland.

cold: yay, yassir arafat recieved the 'flower power prize'
meph: yeah well, that prize suits his habits just perfectly, i mean you can tell by just looking at his head.

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smell my flower

The most awesome thing in the world to say. Its completely random and awesome. Say it whenever you want or when you cant answer a question. Can either be thought of as gross or just random and funny

-"Hey whats up?"
-"SMELL MY FLOWER!"
-"ummmmm ok... i'm gona go now"

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