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"You killed it" is what one says to the other who puts an end to a funny joke.
People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.
The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
1. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"
2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"to get to the other side"
"hahahahahahahhaah!"
"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"
"(sigh), you killed it."
3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"
"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"
"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."
4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"
"Turn it upside down."
"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"
"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"
"You killed it again!"
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An australian rock band originating from Violet Town, a small town in Victoria. The band is comprised of Ella Hooper (Vocals/songwriting), Jesse Hoooper (guitarist), who were later joined by Adam Pedretti (drums) and Warren Jenkin (Bass). Popular songs include most recently "I Am", "Calm Down" and older hits inculde "Weir" and "Mascara". They have released a total of three albums, and unfortunately are non longer active.
Have you heard Killing Heidi's album, Present?
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An alias for a big crybaby. He uses this alias for any references to him on the internet, for fear is immaculate repuation would be ruined.
"Who is that gay dude over there telling people God doesnt exist?"
"oh, thats Kill Woutney"
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When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.
I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.
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When one or more persons or people attack a individual.For the purpose of discrediting or deceiving.With the intent of removing all creditablity.
That man or woman or those people won't stop thier social killing.
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to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly foul.
Sam: I need to go kill a fish.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, feed the alligators, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?
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Dropping some major ass. This type of fart is especially vile-smelling. As it seeps through the room its victims snap their heads back, as if slapped in the face.
Damn, man, shit. Whoever killed the cow had better get to the clinic, cause that aint right.
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