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When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.
Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad
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The apple pies that come from the fast food chain mcdonalds. Typically they are two for 99cents and people buy them to eat one and have sex with the other.
Tony got two Mcdonalds apple pies and one was to eat and the other was for his meat.
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You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.
- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university
When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!
Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!
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when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.
1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.
2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.
3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!
4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
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You are not allowed to consume McDonalds products at all in the month of March
Friend. Wanna go to McDonalds
Me. Can’t its No McDonalds March
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Chelsa McDonalds is so smartly and always farting
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