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Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.

Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.

by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022


Monday

left

Me

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday

by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023


Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021


Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 30, 2019


Monday

Something really shitty

Man this Tuesday is so monday

by moneymorebish March 8, 2017


Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.

"I hate Monday"

by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021


Monday

literally hell on Earth. Monday crushes your dreams and makes you feel helpless. It is the start of the week. Monday makes you want to commit suicide.

Jim: "Tommorrow is Monday!"
Bob: instant depression

by MasonWaller March 14, 2018

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