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The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!
An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
Did that dog justed pet peezed
A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar
Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.
A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate
Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit