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A Messy B Rider is someone who is fuckin' shit up (in an extremely positive way)
This could be on a game, in an argument, even in real life.
Hey Scott did you see my k/d on cod? I am such a messy b rider
Someone who hangs around popular or famous people to gain their fans and friends.
The Coat-Tail rider will do anything to please whoever they are clinging to to remain in their spot light.
When the person they're coat tail riding isn't popular anymore, they move on to someone else.
They can do this in person, on twitter or any social networking site.
Girl 1- "Did you see Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus hanging out recently? I thought Demi's bff was Selena."
Girl 2- "Well that's because She's a coat-tail rider. She hangs around Miley and Jonas because she'll get more offers if she's linked to them."
"That girl used to work at a grocery store, but she became this guys biggest coat-tail rider and earned a job as an assistant to his fashion designer sister."
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Someone who works a hourly job but leaves work at the door, gets home and smokes weed without worrying about life, and is a cool chill person. Someone who’s life is not the best, but also not the worst. They’re still happy
I’m satisfied working at the restaurant, it’s not too bad, I’m a bit of a low rider slug I guess.
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A phenomenon growing at an unprecedented scale. When you know, you know.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a D Rider special.
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The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.
That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!
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A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues
-What the hell is he doing over there?
-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?
-Emily's going over there.
-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!
-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!
(Deranged laughter in background)
( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)
-I'm calling the cops.
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Sexual act of penetrating an obese woman:
Doggy style, placing the penis into the ass crack, then generously smacking the right and left butt cheeks simultaneously which generates a fatty suction wave, pulling the penis into a mystery hole, either the vajayjay or pooper.
Note: Requires minimal effort for penetration.
"Yeah man, last night I performed the Mystery Wave Rider on her in the hot tub!"