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lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.
Did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with Timmy last night at Frankies?
White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.
Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.
when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river
dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.
When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
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Irish Ghetto. Every1 whose fam moved from the bronx to rockland. Kinda sketchy in parts but a mad chill town. Evry1 is hardcore irish, & evry other building is a bar.
Yo wat u doing fo St. Pattys day?
Ima get mi drink on in Pearl River, NY
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Sucking the leftover soda in the rim of a can.
Can you please suck your river from my Cocka-Cola?
When she is on her period and you Put a shot glass with coca cola in it inside her and drink the shot glass contents out of a straw
I let jack do a bloody coke river In me last night