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I caught Mike and Susan making sandwiches in the car.
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Double penitration in the anus from front and back. Making the person in the middle the meat of an anal sandwich.
George took the front and Dick took the back, so Laura was caught in the middle of the republican parties anal sandwich. Then George wipped it out and gave Laura the old dirty sanchez. MMMM, smell the old.
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Two beers, and a shot of Wild Turkey 101
Can't beat a turkey sandwich during the Thanksgiving holiday!
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A fart trapped between two turds; desperate to escape, the fart propels the first turd with intense velocity. Often gives the feeling of having the runs, however in most situations this is not the case.
I was dying on a dump this morning, 100% touching cloth, I thought I had the shits - but as it happens it was just a fart sandwich.
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When multiple gays spoon in bed
Andrew: me and the boys did a fag sandwich last night
Connor: faggots
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When one individual proceeds to lie naked in-between two other naked individuals in a rigid horizontal state, creating a sandwich of naked individuals.
Dude 1: Dude, did you manage to bone both of those chicks last night?
Dude 2: Nah we were all wasted so we just ended up sandwich planking, i was the filling though so was still pretty sweet
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The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.
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