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I went in the Taco Bell bathroom and someone Baja blasted all over the stall.. they must’ve had an extreme case of the Hershey squirts
To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!
When your poop smells like a perm
I just got perm squirts from taco bell
When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm
I got perm squirts from taco bell
When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate
I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work
The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.
I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!
1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit
Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.