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Hershey squirts

Projectile diarrhea

I went in the Taco Bell bathroom and someone Baja blasted all over the stall.. they must’ve had an extreme case of the Hershey squirts

by Jbizzle343 October 14, 2019


Tootsie Squirt

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.

Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!

by peppichino69 May 22, 2024


Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm

I just got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023


Perm squirts

When you have IBS or diarrhea that smells like a perm

I got perm squirts from taco bell

by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023


The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 11, 2025


Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021


Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022