a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people
"That loser's social status is so poor not even a 300-pounder would bother!"
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when a cougar is after a young male,his in simba status.A young man who is being chase by a cougar
#1:Bro what happened with that cougar last night
#2:I was in Simba Status
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when you date a girl thats deffinatly jailbait or "fresh out the womb"
Person a: damn hes 40 and hes dating a 13 year old
person b: thats that kbarron status
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A quote made famous by skateboarder Rob Dyrdek. A statement to make when injured and may require surgery.
Meaty bites Rob on the leg...."Surgery Status".
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1. Something really fucking stupid that someone does.
"Dude that was fucking donk status."
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A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.
"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."
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The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.
We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.
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