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Different Strokes For Different Folks

The fact that people masturbate in different ways

"wow, I walked in and he was jerkin' it something strange" "ya know, different strokes for different folks"

by ShamelessFredd November 6, 2021

27πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


stroke-me-clover

phrase coined by paddy troy

an irish call for an orgie

see also stroke

Paddy the leprechaun:Stroke me clover!
Luke the leprechaun:IL KNIFE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS

by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

by Lanikai July 19, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Big Daddy Long Stroke

A term used to define a very well endowed gentleman that is known to sleep with a lot of women. Nine times out of ten his favorite position he wants a woman to perform while having sex is doggy style. Doggy style is perfect because he can slightly lean back while his large member can move in and out smoothly or hard and aggressive inside a woman's vagina, thus the LONG STROKE part of his name.

Women hardly, if ever, complain about these Big Daddy Long Stroke's sexual performance, but they tend to call these guys assholes and bastards, especially to their girl friends. Yet, dispite all this name calling either to him over the phone, in his face or to her friends and family, she still will sleep with Big Daddy Long Stroke cause he can make her knees buckle, toes curl, body sweat and pussy cum about 4 to 12 times in 3 hours to one whole night of sex. Trust me, Ive counted.

If a woman is involved with one of these types of men as her boyfriend, fiancee or husband, they may be silly enough to tell the world about her Long Stroke, thus having those close to her try to sample what she's been getting all the time. And if he is a sneaky Long Stroke, then he will have sex with the woman/women she is close to. Sad aint it?

Girl 1: Oooo, child I was with Nick the other night, he got me from the back and broke a bitch off. I got him saved as Big Daddy Long Stroke in my phone.

Girl 2: For real girl?....In her thoughts: "Watch when I see Nick, I'm gonna see if my home girl aint lying him and his long stroke. I know she my girl, but I gots to get me some of that good dick"....

by St. N.I.C September 11, 2009

143πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Potts Creek 2 Stroke

When you’re plowing a girl from behind and you catch and unpleasant smell like trout, but you have to see it through. Thinking you’re hitting the bottom of that thing but you’re really just packing a tampon wad about 3 inches deep.

Hey bro I was getting some head the other day and fell asleep. I woke up mad as hell and gave her the ole Potts creek 2 stroke.

by The whole package of talliwack January 8, 2023


han solo stroking a wookie

The bloodhoung gangs version of masturbating.

i'm like han solo stroking a wookie.

by Russell Longgrear March 31, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž