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Tom DeLonge, born on December 13th 1975, is a founding member of the bands blink-182, box car racer and angels and airwaves. He grew up in Poway, CA. Tom believes strongly in aliens--very strongly--and bought a computer for the soul purpose of looking up alien websites. He believes he was abducted and anally probed .. on purpose. His stage nickname is "Hott Pants." He's married (unfortunately) to his highschool sweetheart, Jen Jenkins and they have a daughter named Ava. He married Jen on May 26, 2001 after proposing to her while she was sleeping on their tour bus. He currently lives in Encinitis, CA. He was introduced to his best friend, Mark Hoppus, by Mark's sister Anne who wrote the book, "Tales From Beneath Your Mom," about her brother's band. Tom costarred in the movies The Urethra Chronicles 1 and 2 and made a guest appearence, along with band members, Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus, in American Pie. In high school he was kicked out for being drunk at a highschool basketball (possibly football) game. He was forced to go to Rancho Bernardo High. He was later admitted back into his high school and was voted prom king, which angered his school's officials greatly. The song "Dick Lips" was written about this event. Blink-182 is currently on hiatus since 2005 to "spend more time with their families", but Box Car Racer broke up one year after their first album "Box Car Racer" because Travis and Tom were both in the band and Mark felt alienated. Tom didn't want his best friend to feel this way, so the band split up and their website, boxcarracer.com was taken down. It has since then been put back up and the Angels and Airwaves first CD is expected out soon. A blink's greatest hits album is also expected out soon. Blink was the original name of blink-182 because Tom likes short verbs. But, they were sued by an Irish techno band also called blink and though many rumors were made for the reason of the "182" it is in fact just a random number to avoid law suit. Blink's produced the following CDs: Flyswatter, Buddha, Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch, Enema of the State, The Mark Tom and Travis Show, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, and blink-182/self-titled/untitled. Aside from being a big gross pervert with his buddies, Tom is the sexiest man on earth and the funniest and best guitarist and singer in the world. I have been inspired by him and all of his bands (of course ... that's why i know this much by heart!!) and I will always love him.
Me: Tom DeLonge is the sexiest, most amazing man on earth!
You: YEAH!
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A Canadian- born American rapper. He first "made it" through his single "Dear Rappers" which blew up off a Facebook advertisement. He began making music that is often labeled "controversial" and "offensive." His current net worth is $12 million dollars as of 2022. He calls his fan base "Hangover gang," and even has a merch website called www.hangovergang.com. He is fully independent, all of his music and videos are made by him and his girlfriend, Nova Rockafeller. He has collaborated with many big artists, such as Dax, Adam Calhoun, Brandon Hart, Nova Rockafeller, Struggle Jennings, and Ryan Upchurch. He has been name- dropped in many songs by Topher, Royce da 5'9, and has even had a song produced by Eminem. He is often number one on the itunes charts. He has gotten on the top 5 billboard charts countless times. He has been featured on Fox news, The Dopey podcast, and done interviews with video reactors such as Nolifeshaq, flawdzilla, and many others, and is continuing to rise today.
He is often criticized for his typically left- leaning views, and for simply just being Canadian. These criticisms not only don't bother him, but motivate him to continue "making the internet mad."
"Have you heard the new Tom MacDonald song? It's number one on the billboard charts!"
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A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.
Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH
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a tall sexy british man who’s only goal in life is to ruin your love life by being the definition of high standards. he is the most wholesome man you will ever have the pleasure of you’ll ever know.
Tom Hiddleston is the most wholesome of the MCU characters.
I will never find a partner because of Tom Hiddleston.
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Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
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While stopped at a stoplight, something in a nearby car catches your eye (sorority bumper sticker, etc) and in order to ascertain the nailablilty of the driver you let off the brake and idle into a position where you could reach ideal creeping angle. Also, known as a Creeping Jane for females.
“Look, that Isuzu has a “Sassy Chick” sticker on the bumper.”
“Pull a Creeping Tom up there to get a better look-see. I think we got something.”
“Weak dude, I let off my brake for that? She’s a 7.1 on the Nailer Scale.”
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The act of 2 grown men preforming sexual acts upon each other at a truck stop. Contact is usually initiated by flicking a BIC lighter
Bob: did you see them 2 fags blowing each other when were drove past that truck stop
Peter: yeah what a bunch of Tom Poolery that was
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