A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.
Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>
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Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.
Ray and Ben were Two-Boxing Janet while playing World of Warcraft.
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verb.
When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."
Similar to cock block or buzzkill.
Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."
"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!
(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.
(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.
(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
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Zero Two can be either:
1. The final boss of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
(which I prefer over the other Zero Two)
2. One of the most popular anime characters from Darling in the Franxx
(sorry but I don't watch anime, so I make the definition short)
A: Hey, do you like Zero Two?
B: What? You mean the anime girl or that creepy creature?
A: (wtf is he talking about)
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A way of Gaining 2 things for the price of 1.
i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.
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A person, mainly girls, who one day or moment looks hot then later looks ulgy.
Trey: "dude that girl is so hot"
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is
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A overly simped on character that isnβt even good.
Iβm honestly about to piss off a lot of people. Zero Two isnβt even good tbh
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