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Five to Two

A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.

Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>

by Chewiee May 14, 2003

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Two-Boxing

Three-way sex involving two men, one woman, in a double penetration manner. Usually involves video games due to boredom.

Ray and Ben were Two-Boxing Janet while playing World of Warcraft.

by Truedusk April 23, 2010

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


two-dudes

verb.

When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."

Similar to cock block or buzzkill.

Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."

"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.

(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!

(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.

(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.

(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.

by Jonah Sauce July 16, 2008

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Zero Two

Zero Two can be either:
1. The final boss of Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

(which I prefer over the other Zero Two)

2. One of the most popular anime characters from Darling in the Franxx
(sorry but I don't watch anime, so I make the definition short)

A: Hey, do you like Zero Two?
B: What? You mean the anime girl or that creepy creature?
A: (wtf is he talking about)

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 4, 2021

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Two-Fer

A way of Gaining 2 things for the price of 1.

i got the head in one hand, the body in the other, so im thinking two-fer two-fer! So i take the head, stick it right up my ass, the snakes are goin crazy, i take the body, turn it around stick my wammy right up the ass. then the body starts shakin. instant orgasm 2 for 1.

by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman August 22, 2006

28πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


two face

A person, mainly girls, who one day or moment looks hot then later looks ulgy.

Trey: "dude that girl is so hot"
Matthew: "pues wey shes a two face"
10 minutes later
Trey: EWW! She is

by Trey M September 8, 2005

35πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Zero Two

A overly simped on character that isn’t even good.

I’m honestly about to piss off a lot of people. Zero Two isn’t even good tbh

by Your Local Weirdo April 25, 2021

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž